About

Dylan Deschanel is a 30-year old writer, musician and professional coffee-drinker who lives in Chicago, IL. She loves writing, cinema, everything Apple, being a word snob, performing with her band and collecting ridiculously dorky shit like second-hand vinyl records, Hello Kitty everything and bizzare cooking utensils. She is partial to cupcakes, post-punk and Goose Island 312 Urban Wheat Ale. She endeavors to get her ability to speak conversant French past that of a retarded goat by the time she’s 32.